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but how exactly hot is hot as balls?
we need proof
who here has balls and a thermometer
I have both balls and a thermometer and I can say that my balls are right at 94 Fahrenheit
you have done science a great favor son
it was legitimately hot as balls yesterday ok
(via fibrozombie)
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
IT’S BACK
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
(via serenity-tardis)
Warriors challenge: Favorite Clan role
I actually think just being a warrior is a great Clan role as well as my favorite. I also think being a deputy is a good role though you’re more likely to die, I feel. Regardless, I don’t think I’d ever want to be leader; to grow old and see your kits possibly die as well as your mate, that would suck!
Pokemon challenge: Favorite Gym Leader
Clair from the Johto League and Wattson from the Hoenn League are my favorites. If there was a Dark Gym Leader, they would’ve been my favorite but Dragon and Electric types are also a good favorite of mine.
The most amazing dragon ever!!!
EPPIIICCC!!!! EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!!
The day I can successfully beat the first three Spyro games at 100% completion (especially the first so I can get into Gnasty Gnorc’s freaking treasure trove at the end) I will have lived a full and accomplished life.
you know what is a great movie soundtrack?
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON THATS WHAT.
OMG So I wasn’t paying attention to were I was walking towards and I accidentally walked into some thieves/ne’er-do-well, and they started shoving me.
Well I was in my Noble Woman persona
,
AND THE GUARDS GAME AND STARTED STABBING
LIKE HELL YES
I JUST WALKED AWAY, BOOTY POPPIN HIPS SHAKIN “This town is under my thumb~”
Do he got a booty?
He doooooooooo
(88 plays)(song 2). I saw an “experimental” music post and decided to do something similar with some of my favorite songs that I consider beautiful. I’m going to leave this unmarked and tag a bunch of fandom so they can listen to this. Like or reblog if you like it.
(17 plays)(song 1). I saw an “experimental” music post and decided to do something similar. I’m going to leave this unmarked and tag a bunch of fandom so they can listen to this. Like or reblog if you like it.
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce, via mistressofwinterfell)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via serenity-tardis)
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
(Source: romangodfrey, via hannibal-thief-of-life)
